Friday, September 16, 2011

pangkamamoteng banat


gusto mo ng peanuts? brain food yan" 





i see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.  Evil or Very Mad





"Being stupid is not an excuse, you know."
"has your mother ever apologized to the world for bringing you forth or what?"  diablo






ME: alam mo ba yung t@nga?

Friend: oo..bakit?

ME: mas t@nga ka pa dun!









Bakit kasi nung nagpaulan ang Diyos ng katalinuhan, nagpayong ka?    

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BAKIT NAMAN KASI NUNG NAGPAULAN ANG DIYOS NG KATANGAHAN....SINALO MO LAHAT...NAKANGANGA KA PA!!!







I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.   dft012





said this when me and my xbf were having a fight over something...i forgot na the reason! basta gan'to sabi ko:

me: "....kala ko ba pag doctor matalino? e sa lahat yata ng doctor na kilala ko ikaw yung may utak na makikita lang sa talampakan."

exbf: "...i'm using my head!"

me: "...which one? the head u have below your navel? that's all you have jerk!








WHAT THE F#CK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SINUBUKAN KA BA I-ABORT NG NANAY MO? BAKIT NAGKAGANYAN TAKBO NG UTAK MO?

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor 





OH, EASY KA LANG. BAKA HINDI MAKAYANAN NG UTAK MO

big grinbig grin




Pangontra:

Q: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GAVE BRAINS?!?!?!

A: DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER?! I WAS WITH YOU! B*T*H!!!     Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy





You graduated with that kind of degree so how come you're so fawkin stupid?  ConfusedConfused





parinig:
"bat ba ang daming bobo sa mundo?"  Evil or Very Mad




"Were you under an umbrella when God showered intelligence?"  016016





"kakapiraso na yang nasa bao mo,di mo pa magamit..."  







taga-La Salle: "Hay naku...hay naku...alam mo yang tuition fee nyo, kasing laki lang ng allowance namin..."

taga-UST:"Ah, ganun ba? sabagay, yung allowance namin, kasing laki lang naman ng utak nyo..."

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eto: sabi ng prof

"anong gatas ang ininom mo?"

"anong brand ng sardinas ang kinain mo?"

sabay dugtong....."at ganyan kakitid ang utak mo!"









"dami na sanang T*NGA kundi mo sinosolo"

LOL





pang asar sa mga medyo may pagka-tanga:
"Kapag nagkabentahan ng utak, malaki ang kikitain mo sa utak mo"

"Talaga?"

"oo,kasi hindi mo man lang nagagamit eh,bagong bago pa rin"





"buti pa ang bulalo, may utak"     Mr. GreenMr. Green





"kulang sa buwan to nung pinanganak e, 4 months sa incubator, kaya nagkaganyan"  

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ilang kilobytes ba kaya nyang utak mo at parang ang hirap mong umintinde? isa?

lol2lol2





"Ayusin mo naman... Di ko naman kawalan kung natural na ang katangahan mo..."








Comprehension or hearing problem? Which is it?   dft007





naalala ko yung teacher ko, kasi parang walang sumasagot sa mga tanong , kaya tinanong niya kami,

"Ano ba to? Battle of the brainless?!"   cursing





kc i work sa call center. tech support kme...inaawaya ako nung kano, sabe nya stupid daw ako...

me : spell stupid sir.
kano : s-t-u-p-i-d
me: no sir, its capital Y-O-U dont you think?

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"kasi dapat minsan, ginagamit ang utak.."    em2_5





"eto pera, bumili ka ng brain.."   Mr. Green






" his brain is as small as his d1ck!

   005





"am i talking too fast? or are you just thinking too slow?"    Evil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad







teacher ng friend ko sa isa niyang classmate

teacher: ang tagal ng nakalaya ng mga Pilipino sa mga Kastila, di ka pa rin nakalalaya sa katangahan mo!!!

rolling on the floorrolling on the floor






Overheard at work:

Boss: "I can fix a lot of things but I can't fix stupid."    





sa mga taong walang alam:
WELCOME to earth!!       em2_8






You are OFFICIALLY IRRELEVANT!!   






I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before!   







ang utak ginagamit sa pag-iisip hindi patubuan ng talaba.... 

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has your brain went down the drain or it has gone down to your balls????   cursing cursing






heto linya ng prof. ko noon sa classmate kong hindi makasagot dati:

"mag-iodize salt tayo!" tapos kumanta pa siya.

LOLLOL



Linya ng boss ko sa dating employee namin:

"ang ganda mo, matangkad, slim.. kaso ang bobo mo eh!"

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A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."


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